Staggering: Tuesday 11am
Posted by Mikey Marlin
I cannot see the cows gossiping in the fields of middle England though I know they must be there I did not see Mrs Heineken fall with her shopping under a double- decker bus oranges make a get-away I cannot see students staggering from another blinding Top B smiling at the memory of innumerable sips and Freudian slips. I cannot see. This cannot be. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Open your eyes look up to the skies and sea: the octopus a veritable God in his octagonal shrine like Elizabeth 2 only friendlier – less over-bitten, fine – a kindly fish, a dish of a young prince in brine a media fish dish with chips on broad shoulders like mine. Feed me. Feed me. Feed me wine. Spirits of the time, I am a chemical monument to the zeitgeist in the octopus’s garden, shelled. Be ‘ere by my side, do not judge – I remember not what I do – do not categorise, sentence, rebuke but remember me, fetch water as I curl up in a puddle of my puke.. *With apologies to the Beatles, Queen and the Queen
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